Not Me! Monday

MckMama over at My Charming Kids started this fun thing called Not Me! Monday. It’s fun to read all of the wacky and brutally honest and human things that others do each week!

This is my first attempt at Not Me! Monday.

I did not spend at least an hour trying to decide whether to do this or not.

I did not bake two Apple Chip Cakes this week since I screwed the first one up.

1st attempt

2nd attempt

I did not eat dessert for my sole meal twice this past week and I definitely did not gain any weight because of my poor eating habits and self-discipline.

When my son asked me to watch television with him the other night, I did not turn him down and read instead!

When I finally had some time alone at home the other day, I did not purposely walk across the house in just my underwear, just to not prove that I could because I was alone.

When I got dressed for church last week my dress was not too tight and when I dressed for church this morning my suit was definitely not too tight and uncomfortable. This would definitely not mean that I have no comfortable clothes to wear to church anymore!

When we had my parents over for this afternoon my husband did not demonstrate how loudly I snored last night and I was not impossible to wake up. Not me- I would never do such an unladylike thing and I absolutely did not snore like that!