I only have a few, which we gathered over the past two weeks, since I didn't do this last week.
1. I did not get the Christmas tree all decorated and then discover I still had 5 stands of lights I should have put on it still- you know, for lot of lights??
2. I did not decorate the Christmas tree and leave a whole "naked" backside to the tree. No one stands back in that corner to look, so why put them there? So if anyone checks out my tree, only stand where you are supposed to, will you?
3. I did not check eBay to see if husbands were listed and selling. Everyone's blogs I read have these "ideal husbands". I don't, but I will give you a "deal" on my husband if you want him. Enough said.
4. I have a migraine (again) Saturday night and had to get up at 3AM to take my husband to work, then had an asthma attack and couldn't get back to sleep. Once I finally got to sleep, my husband called to complain about his job. So, what I did not do is stay in bed and sleep instead of going to Sunday School and Church. When I got up my son was so disappointed at not getting to Youth Group, I did not offer to drive him there in my pajama's and drop him off!!! I wouldn't do that! Not me!
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You are too funny. I haven't even gotten all the Christmas stuff out yet. Thanks for reminding me to do that:)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll give someone a great deal on my husband too. Maybe we can sell them as a set? lol
Have a great week, hun!
Great 'Not Me' post! Doesn't everyone have a naked side to their tree? Of course my tree is still in the garage waiting for us! I will definitely come back and read your blog again! Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteThat is great!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA...I'd make a great deal for my hubby too! AND...the back corner of my tree is BALD too!...as is all the places that Evan has had fun pulling the ornaments off! :)
ReplyDeleteGreat Not Me posts!! The husband for sale on e-bay is hilarious and I too would never leave the backside of my Christmas tree naked...nope, not me!
ReplyDeleteI hope you finally got some rest!
ReplyDeletewhy would anyone decorate the side that people SHOULDNT be looking at? LOL!
Those were great not me's. Too funny! Love the husband one.
ReplyDeletetoo funny! christmas bah humbug.. I hate the stress it brings.. every year, I swear I'm not doing this again next year, and now it's next year and I find myself in the midst of it once again!
ReplyDeleteHope you are feeling better by now!
PS if I had a husband, I would definitely try to get rid of him LOLOL